how to deal, part III

here's a couple suggestions you can try to make things easier in life. remember, good looks can only take you so far, and money isn't everything. But if you can incorperate the following little rituals into your life you'll find that people will respect you more, want to be around you more, and even take a bullit for you. do this;
1. whenever you see an airplane point it out to the person your with, "ohhh loook! an airplane!".
but make sure you do this with every plane you see, and act like you've never seen one
before.
2. turn the radio dial to static, listen intently, and every once in a while point to the radio, look at
who ever your with and ask "did you get that?!". and keep doing that. It's also fun to interupt
them when they're talking ,"shhhh, quickly now, get a pencil, i'm recieving a message...."
3.whenever someone tells you something, doesn't matter what it's about, answer with the
following phrase, "looks like you have some soul searching to do"....
4. whenever someone askes you to do something or scolds you, reply by saying "sometimes my
skelekon doesn't understand you"...(i learned this from my son).

remember, don't be afraid to try these out. at first it may seem awkward, but eventually people will oblidge you and play along for fear that you may snap and attack them with a stapler. you will have the upper hand and can then someday the world will be yours!