Saturday, March 17, 2007

wtf.-again

here's another 'old post' re put up from my old blog. i guess i'm just lazy, yep, that's it. but it still is relevant at this moment.

ok. wtf! why am i such a friggin tool when it comes to anything that has a keyboard attached. this includes phones. i really am a neanderthal. i am actually a the monkey that learned to drive a big wheel at age two and then somehow figured out how to drive 4 big wheels and scrape a living together doing it. must make people feel safe to know that i'm behind the wheel of a 27 000 kg piece of steel.damn pop upsz that are in the disguise of "security alerts" whatever actaully, the bane of my existance. nasher of teeth. here's a piece of advice, don't bother. anyways, forgot my password, again. almost threw the computer across the room, again. actaully, heres' some more advice, the sooner you realize your a complete fool. a stick with two legs, a buffoon with a balloon, a lightbulb with a loose rattle when you shake it, the guy who wants to wear the lampahde at the party but doesn't have time because he reads maps upside down and goes in the opposite dierction,or a curser that's frozen on the screen like a friggin deer in the headlights, the sooner you will be able to relax and not throw a computer across a room. the five things i hate in life but for some reason can't live with out are; computers, phones, and roads. what am i to do. and another thing, how does one "link "from one blog to another? i know it's easy and probably written rite in front of me, but if it's not a big colorful picture with either a car or a girl, then i won't understand. sorry. oh yeah, started reading another book, 4 actually, but one in particular is called "lamb" by christopher moore. darnit, funny stuff. it's about the life of Jesus as told by his childhood friend "Biff". another is "the long way round", the story of ewan mcgregor and charlie boorman as they road their bikes around the world. two guys that i instantly wanted to be friends with the moment i saw the show on t.v. 2 guys that i think i could laugh with and have a good time with who would be into doing the same thing. It's too bad that there aren't that many guys who are into that anymore. the next is "south of the pumphouse" by primus bassist less claypool,who always reminds me of fishing, which is the best sport in the world. and the 4rth is " the knights of the black and white", by kelowna author Jack White, who has written about 12 books all in a series chronicling the story of the arthurian legend i've read all the others, so i can't stop now.. so now you have some things i hate, and some things i don't hate. hate is a strong word, i know, and it works quite well. thank-you and goodnight.
so, now what.

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