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the letter i. i hate it. it's a pain in the ace. This is because it always wants to be capitalized. especially when used as a first person reference. This means that when i talk about about myself i'm supposed to capitalize the i. As in "I went to the park", or, I fell down but I didn't hurt myself because i'm a stuntman". well, i don't have the time or patience any more. and i just don't care. so from now on i'll never capitalize the letter i again. it's like most people that i meet. myself included. "ohhh, look at me" i'm special" i demand to be capitalized". ohh ohhh. pure arogance. no more sir, thank you very much. Your days in the spotlight are done. Your reign of terror is over. Small i is all you'll ever be. i don't even wanna get into talking about u.